Oh my god, I laughed until I cried when I read this and I just wanted to call friends and read it to them, too! (fear not, I restrained myself from said phone calls). This is about the funniest thing I've seen come from you in ages and ages,. You've always made me laugh (in a good way, of course) and this was definitely worth today's login. Good luck getting to sleep again and yes, I too fear the future.

Good luck, use a strong shovel, and pour concrete over the grave.

This was hilarious Galaxy! Best blog from anyone I've read in awhile. I still have not been able to get on there- but I'm not too bummed about it. Like Grayness pointed out to me in a comment, you can't unsee things once you've seen them, so I'd rather not go there.

so, so. I could complain but the good is good ;-) How's the daddy thing goin'? =)