real updates are cool. so here's one for you guys and gals out there who have no contact with the real...i'm sorry, MY world. really, you need to distinguish between the two, because my world is OUT of this world. sorta kinda not really. but BACK TO THE POINT!!! so i have decided that i must go on a quest. that quest will hopefully end at 0830 hours sunday at the midatlantic air museum. this quest is very honorable, and if anyone would like to join me, i would be very appreciative.
and now a reading from the book of lockheed:
Lockheed 8:4
god said: "let there be airplane noise." and there was airplane noise. god heard the airplane noise, and it was good. and behold, the ground shook with the sound of radial engines, and the sky filled with the birds of wars past. god saw the airplanes, grabbed his beer, stood up, and proclaimed "fuck yeah! i loves me some good prop sounds!" on the third flyby, god realized what he had created, and saw how fucking awesome it was. he quickly realized that he could not physically create anything better, so he sat the fuck down and reveled in the beauty of his creation. on the fourth flyby, chuck norris walked up to god, said "you win", and promptly roundhouse-kicked himself in the face for not thinking of it first.
May the roar be with you, always.
this just in from the western front! volume levels are dropping rapidly with no sign of a possible recovery!
in more serious news, i need a girlfriend so i don't have so damn much time to sit around and think up clever shit like this. however, since that's not happening tonight, i will continue.
i got to thinking, and realized the dog in duckhunt is completely unnecessary, and could be eliminated to create a more advanced version of the game. in the new version, instead of just mindlessly shooting ducks, you actually have to be strategic about where they fall. when you shoot a duck, it will fall to the ground and stay directly below where it was blown away. that's right kids. no more cute innocent puppy to take away the corpses. now for the best part. at this point the game merges with another classic: tetris. in this version, there are no levels. instead, you have to make lines with dead ducks. and unlike tetris, they all fall flat on the ground. why? because gravity is a fuckin' bitch, that's why! but gravity is on your side in that they will automatically reshape themselves as they pile up to fill holes. for example, if a duck lands half on one duck, and half on the ground, it will stay on top of the duck, but will hang off the one side instead of staying rigid. when a line is completed, it decomposes and turns into skeletons. in true classic game fashion, you win when the nintendo overheats, and you lose when the pile of ducks hits the top of the screen.
yes, i AM sick and twisted, and yes, i AM proud of it
funnyman out
and now a reading from the book of lockheed:
Lockheed 8:4
god said: "let there be airplane noise." and there was airplane noise. god heard the airplane noise, and it was good. and behold, the ground shook with the sound of radial engines, and the sky filled with the birds of wars past. god saw the airplanes, grabbed his beer, stood up, and proclaimed "fuck yeah! i loves me some good prop sounds!" on the third flyby, god realized what he had created, and saw how fucking awesome it was. he quickly realized that he could not physically create anything better, so he sat the fuck down and reveled in the beauty of his creation. on the fourth flyby, chuck norris walked up to god, said "you win", and promptly roundhouse-kicked himself in the face for not thinking of it first.
May the roar be with you, always.
this just in from the western front! volume levels are dropping rapidly with no sign of a possible recovery!
in more serious news, i need a girlfriend so i don't have so damn much time to sit around and think up clever shit like this. however, since that's not happening tonight, i will continue.
i got to thinking, and realized the dog in duckhunt is completely unnecessary, and could be eliminated to create a more advanced version of the game. in the new version, instead of just mindlessly shooting ducks, you actually have to be strategic about where they fall. when you shoot a duck, it will fall to the ground and stay directly below where it was blown away. that's right kids. no more cute innocent puppy to take away the corpses. now for the best part. at this point the game merges with another classic: tetris. in this version, there are no levels. instead, you have to make lines with dead ducks. and unlike tetris, they all fall flat on the ground. why? because gravity is a fuckin' bitch, that's why! but gravity is on your side in that they will automatically reshape themselves as they pile up to fill holes. for example, if a duck lands half on one duck, and half on the ground, it will stay on top of the duck, but will hang off the one side instead of staying rigid. when a line is completed, it decomposes and turns into skeletons. in true classic game fashion, you win when the nintendo overheats, and you lose when the pile of ducks hits the top of the screen.
yes, i AM sick and twisted, and yes, i AM proud of it
funnyman out