mr_dave:
re: fingerprints

The randomness? Seems easier to concoct than ensuring everyone had the same set of grippy-pads on their tips.
mr_dave:
Last time I lost precious hours in a clinic waiting room I found myself reading the sun around hour 4.

The fucking Edmonton Sun.

I do suppose anything would be profound at that point.

Duly noted.
zenfish:
why.... were you in a clinic???
glass_cat:
yeah... I ended up reading the metro when Pearl and I went in last week...

Then she remembered she had a gameboy with Tetris and all was well.
quietlythere:
Well it's good that you finally know what is wrong with your knee now.
thefreak:

- I swear the nurse this morning used a sharpened turkey baster to take my blood. I normally get woozy from having blood drawn but this was the first time it was really painful.


There's a gay joke in there somewhere. I know there is.

-TM
atomicant:


you've let slip your weakness.

prepare to be haunted for the rest of your life!!!!!

/insert evil laugh
rdpixie:
The medical profession is a joke and mostly evil I have found.