I was at an amusement park once and had a tank top on and you could see my tatts on my shoulder and some lady just walked up to me and moved my strap so she could get a better look at it
WTF

Stop whining. You know that you want to be touched by creepy old men.

Oi, how is everything? My daughter smiles and tries to gouge (sp) my eyes out. Little angel.

Hey punk...if you guys are up for the company, I might be out there the weekend of 12/3.