"I'm sorry did my pin get in the way of your ass?
Do me a favor and lose 10 pounds like now!" haha

I was asking all of those questions to see if you qualified
For some Rob interest, 'cause to be quite honest with you
I've gotten really tired of girls with kids and who smoke
I treat my mom like gold, unless she pisses me off
That means I'm a good boy, except with a little temper
It's cute though, I'm indecisive as hell!
You should see me at the candystore! Rolos vs Junior Mints!

hawkeye-ish...
as in m*a*s*h*

so thats a good thing...yes?

no wonder i couldn't get ya to come east,
yer to lazy to even scroll down...jeez!

Joke edited for content by embarressed guy. Never even thought that it was offensive until my eyes were opened. Apologies,

[Edited on Nov 10, 2003 12:26AM]

[Edited on Nov 10, 2003 12:27AM]

Just kidding! lol I actually spent 5 min trying to turn it into a Italian or German joke, but could not make it work! Now I just feel stupid!

So here is my Italian Version

Pappa, Pappa, how do we children of this Italian Village get our nicknames.

Wella Banbino, we-a wait-a until something happens in the life of the kid-a, and then that thing-a is-a the nica-nama. For instance, your cousin was nick a named Falls on Head after he fell down the steps during the Sunday Mass, and your sister was named The Dove Tamer, because she is so good with animals.

Why do you ask, Dogs-a Humps-a his Legs-a?

Yea the two dogs fucking one was better but I am taking all these education courses on being so culturally sensitive its driving me nuts.

Pretty soon Halloween is going to be not in some schools cause it offends someone!

How about an Indian Indian one with Two Elephants Fucking? lol

I also like the one where my buddy tells a joke about a racist cop from LA and I say,

"Hey wait a minute, My dad is a racist cop from LA!"

Yawning is contagious. I was speaking to one of my older sisters on the phone and I yawned.

She then proceeded to yawn, an after effect of my yawn. What then happened was basically dueling yawns as we both continued to yawn in response.

Sometimes I am too tired to sleep and I really do not like when that happens.

I cannot say I am a light sleeper because when I am asleep it takes something very loud to wake me up; probably because I grew up next to a busy highway.

On the other hand I cannot sleep in a room with anyone, which has posed some interesting problems to be quite honest. I am just not confortible with someone else in a room with me when I sleep. I wake up constantly and never get a full night's rest.

Yes, it is very strange.

I do not mind slumber parties as long as I can either leave or there is some corner I can retreat to in order to sleep.

What about my favorite pics of nookie?

the monkeyfood.com boxes came today. but the monkey's were obviously familiar with greek mythology, because they had hidden themselves in the boxes as if the cardboard cubes were but banana scented trojan horses, as soon as i opened the first, the monkeys jumped out. they have captured me and are forcing me to write this message: SEND FOOD NOW OR THE HUMANOID GETS A BANANA SHOVED INTO HIS EAR. please help.

Time to start another journal entry lazybones.

Pretty soon, kids won't be able to make any costumes at all, since they are all technically graven images! lol

BTW I put a pic set up, to help me pic a profile pic. Check it out, willya? I need help, ...in so may ways!

What a quick response! Thanks on 3 and 6. I will take down the others soon. But I sort of like the flipbook thing. Its like a little movie.

Been making masks for years. Started at the Santa Barbara Summer Solstice Festival. I still go every year. But now that I am in New York, I do the Mermaid Parade, and the Greenwich Village Halloween Day Parade.

Once I get my scanner Up, I will put more parade photos up.

Re loading pics, I guess I have been lucky so far, they are all web cam pics, I guess that helps. But haveing to Browse to each one, and not being able to sort them really burns me up.

But I have to say I like the new site just fine. The Autoplay works much better. BTW Do you know what Limbo girls means. I see the phrase, but dunknow what it means.