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Haha that's awesome!

Those are all lies! Because thats my life you are describing!

Maybe I am your twin, but that also could mean that I have gas. *shrugs*

...touche...here is some gum *gives her gum*

That Salinger quote rules all. I can't believe I missed that one.

And I think the lie is that you were a twin. That's soooo a lie. I'm serial.

At my high school, we called quiz bowl "academic challenge". I was captain of my team. We were on the radio regularly.

I was also captain of the Science Olympiad science bowl team. We won a third-place medal in the state championship in middle school.

Oh, there are other accolades, too. . .but I have only mentioned the ones that relate to your journal entry.

Uh, is that a used tampon? Haha.

Let me guess. You weren't in the scholar bowl.

#4 seems like a trick question, so I'll go w/#1.

-TM

All right...remind me not to fuck with you. After all, you did bring about the fall of the Roman Empire

Let's see:

I use to say "fuck" instead of "truck" when I was little..don't know at how old.

This would be easier if I wasn't currently distracted by Colbert Report.

I'm adopted and just found out at the beginning of this year (and still haven't brought the subject up again)

I have had sex in the last three months..

ah!! you were on viewer supported public tv for east tennessee!

Yeah, as if you could qualify for nerd bowl.

youre using tampons as bullets. this is why i think you rule.

I lost my virginity at 14.
I have done over a hundred hits of acid over the course of my lifetime (14 in one sitting).
I got a 1590 on my SAT's.
Before coming to Chicago I had been in the snow only once, that I could remember, at least.

Can you pick out the lie?

I'm still trying to make up, sorry, think of twenty random facts for if I am tagged. I'll have them by the weekend, I guess.

Really? The Roman Empire? That's fantastic.

Oh, fuck. Does that mean I really have to come up with 20 random things?

Well Laudy frickin da!

It probably is horribly narasistic but I like mine to so we won't telll anyone.

- I was editor of the school magazine

- My first name is Michael not Ross

- I will sleep with anyone who talks to me

- I once ate 1kg of peanuts, the aftermath wasnt pretty

i'm guessing the 5 yr old cussing thing is a total lie!

i have read the bible, cover to cover

i outran three police officers who were chasing me down Ventura Blvd in high school -- i was completely naked (and high) at the time, btw

i was born at Queen of Angels hospital, in Hollywood, CA

i voted for George Bush......*giggles*

I read your post about the so called war on porn, in wich you are refferring to the first emandament of US Constitution.

I found it very interesting indeed. I'm trying to speak about what's happening with my italian maths, but they dont seem to be very interest in the issue

Not sure which one is the lie, but if #4 is true, you need to get in gear and bring down the fucking House of Bush - like today!

What if you ask them too?

Sorry I'm not on IM. There are a lot of strange work type people in my office.

I had sex inside the ballast tank of a US Navy Submarine with a female diver.

I was in part responsible for sinking a US Navy Submarine.

I had a 0.89 GPA the first term of my first freshman year.

I trained with an assassin for the Irish mob.