I'm not an asshole, you creep.

Oh, wait.

Yeah. Yeah, I am.

Sorry.

Forgot.

Sounds like a good plan to avoid the scary people

Was good meeting you last night

-(Chris)-

You know, if you want me to leave you alone, all you have to do is say so. Harumph.

Some guy approaches you at the stop.

sg: hey, hey, you like alternative music?
you: what?
sg: you look like you like alternative music. you like Incubus? my band sounds like them. we're playing at (some club you never heard of) saturday. here's a flyer. My name's ty.
y: thanks. i'm Sarah. I'm from kentucky.
sg: no shit/ been here long? look, i know all the best clubs. Um, my band you knmow we have this grat drummer. like ?uestlove. We do straight alternative but with some beats. Um. I got a tape. whats yr number I'll call you maybe. you can come over.
you: what/ Why?
sg; to hear my band.
you: oh. well i try to stay away from loud music. bad for the baby [pat tummy].
sg; oh, no shit. you pregnant, you dont look pregnant.
you: ebveryone tells me that. Hey, i'll show this flyer to my boyfriend. He might like yr band.
sg: um, yeah, sure. ok. um well i gotta go, um see you at the show. bye.
you; bye....

i never knew you were bi-polar until now anyway..when your energy is at a comfy level , "some" people feel they can just invade yer space and butt into your life..that's when you take out a small box that you can carry in your purse and ask the person if they have ever seen the movie Seven..look them in the eye with a serious face and tell them you collect fingers then abruptly change the topic..that'll throw em..are you still looking for virgin's?

If the cartoons can do Halloween specials in the middle of the month, then so can I!

I've totally got another one thats kind of dark brown/maroon that cost me 20 pounds.. which is cheap i assure you.

That ones awesome too, the ladies love me in that jacket but sadly they are lame and only watch me from a distance.. or as in tonight occasionally hit the dancefloor and rub my ass??

Crazy bastards that they are.

Also.. "Dirty Pirate Hooker" is a wonderful term of affection that i hope you cherish and keep. Its yours now.. live the dream.

My mom nags when I wear my favorite pair of sweats around the house that are 5x bigger than they should be. They're oh-so-comfy.

Yes. Actually, I have 7 donkeys.

Let's see...

Young: Check
Pretty:Check
Female:Check

Yes, I believe you meet all of the creep magnet requirements. Fortunatley for me I'm a dude, so I only encounter gay creeps...Wait, that's no better.

Well, it's not like there's anything going on at that particular location right now anyway. Grr.

Well, sounds like you've got a good start.

..I still haven't seen the "Body Works" (think that's the right name) exhibit at Science and Industry.
..that and eventually want to get to Shedd Aquarium..been a while.

Definitely a lot to do in the city.

It's times like this when you wanna keep a brick in your purse.

When older men sit down next to me at Barnes and Noble, my name is Frankie and I'm living with a girl named Arsenal.

The good old "I work for KFC" line from Grosse Point Blank works well for me. No one, and I mean no one approaches me randomly no matter how good my puppy dogs eyes are.

I've only use the flag button a few times.

YAY!
-hits on you more

haha <3

You're not a creep magnet, you're just a sociopath who hates conversation.



-TM

-TM

I won't object.

-TM

hey you - great to meet you last night.

hope you enjoyed yrself, i might have enjoyed myself a little too much. ouch my head...

That is so awesome. I need to come up with an alter-ego. Knowing me, though, if used enough, I'd get so into it that I may actually believe it

Oh, and it's been the opposite for me. I used to LOVE giving. And I hear you on the penetration thing! Unfortunately (depending on how you look at it), the boy is all about going down on me.

twas good to meet ya


you are pretty cool ... for a girl

Well, hi there. My name's Sarah and I'm 26. I'm a Virgo. I'm just waiting for my baby's father. He and his P.O. are bringing my girl back from visitation. His name's Lawrence, but he doesn't like people to call him that. His friends call him Crash. Yeah he like got suspended from the Black Hawks cause of some drug test. Maybe you saw it on the news. But it wasn't true. The only thing he takes is... his prescription. I'm not sure what it's for really but it seems to calm him down a little, sometimes. I've got the refill right in my purse. It's a few days late but, can I help it if my Medicaid just came today? I hope he's all right. They're running a little late. You wanna stick around and meet him? Maybe ask for his autograph? Hey you wanna hear me sing? I like Ozzy. While we're waiting I'll do an Ozzy song. You just tap out the rhythm on that trash can lid. Oh come on, what's the matter?

Yeah, i want a CD.

Great to meet you last night. I haven't made it to your mix yet, but it's got a bunch of stuff I love on it. And ahybody who uses a track from The Blue Mask is doing things right in my book.

Tag

What do you mean you don't have access?? That's tragic.