I wanna do more than just you

Love and kisses
Michelle xx

Isn't that always how the madness begins?

did you ever see the movie Big? when tom hanks character first gets his job, jon lovitz' character tells him to slow down or he'll get them all fired. not sure where i was going with that...i don't know...maybe that you're a twelve year old trapped in the body of an adult?

less money sucks, but part-time gives you more free time. and free-time is good.

you want to kiss TheBastard? eeew, gross!

That totally sucks, hon. Couldn't you just explain that it was just first-day enthusiasm and you'll try to do worse next time?

And you can kiss me anytime you want, you know that.

no, i will NOT make out with you.

geez. how many times do I hafta tell you?!?!

okay, fine. just this once.

come here.



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i constantly tell myself the cause of my frequent rejections is that I'm too good

It's called being overqualified. Get used to it.

i was going to put in a hiLLARIOUS joke about you always hitting on me but i appear to be both unfunny and too late

It is the sad fact sometimes though when you step into new jobs the people there are all so used to taking a huge amount of time over everything that when you appear and do everyones work in a bout 3 minutes it makes everything look bad.

Its a toughie.. just do what they do and take a week for something that should take an hour.

actually, yes. but thats a whole different scenario.

Yeah, I have yet to understand how being efficient means getting demoted/fired/ignored and being a complete slacker/two-faced asshole/retard means getting an office with a view/Chief-whatever-Officer title/raise/praise!

being over-qualified does have it's drawbacks when looking for that job that you want & not the one that you're good at... something like that

oh btw i meant to ask .. how did your doo come out?

Take a book. No one cares about quality and efficiency these days, it is how busy you look. What a poor world be live in.

I gots 3 days off. gonna get into some autumn hijinx!

You seem crestfallen? Are you crestfallen? Don't be crestfallen.

Haha, yes I should And one day I WILL get to Chicago

Love and kisses
Michelle xx

i take my "invisipills" and put on my "cloak of mist" and float into people's libraries and rearrange their books in the sacred order that would appease the Fog Mountain Beasts of Hythod. then I make a big pile of leaves and hide in em and scare passing pixies. Oh! One time, I cast a spell of areopile on the vicar! Boy, was he surprised!

Well, I'm going to make up for it tonight! I just got home, I have to do laundry, sweep/mop/dust the entire place, find the coffee table underneath all of the shit I've been throwing on it all week, prep the studio for a photoshoot tomorrow, oh, and somewhere in there I should go pee and possibly eat something for dinner.

Hope you enjoy your weekend!

FIGHT THE MAN!!!

-TM

Certainly, but phrase it well. I like my friends to spin well-turned sentences.

Stilted, but I prefer starch to internet-speak.

Granted.

That's fine. You like the Boredoms & Lightning Bolt, so you're obviously a fine sort of person, inside and out.

Well, you could always dumb yourself down. Sometimes it's the only way I can deal with certain customers.

Oh what I would give to be rejected for being too good. What an ego boost! I don't know what I'm doing with myself either.

never. but wow hon
<3

but hey
you really ARE too good for them <3