hairy palms

when you penis says "not tonight I have a headacke"

I heard that you masturbate too much when you do it at work or go to the bathroom to do it...while at work

When your clit looses all feeling.

Oh wait..you're male.

Well, a clit is in reality a very underdeveloped pecker

Or is it a pecker is a very overdeveloped clit? (at least with most of us)