Damn! I hate when cats do that! Buta clawed my walls all to shit!! Hopefully I won't have to pay! You should try soft paws! Those are what I used for Buta. I have to order new ones soon! Hhaa. And you can get them in fun colours too! They are the nice alternative to de-clawing (which I think is horrible and should be illegal)! So check them out if you are interested! Good luck with the crazy kitty.....
Hahaha! You are having problems with two cats, so now you are upgrading to three? Yer crazy! Hahah, and I guess that you have been having crazy dreams! HAHAH! I can't believe that you dreamed you were writing me a post! That is the best! And why were you dissappointed when you woke up? You dreamed you were in a car accident! Haha!
And you get to see a Rotti! That is awesome! They are my favorite breed of dogs. They are sooo huge and cuddly and perdy! Awww. I am jealous! I haven't seen a Rotti in forever.
And what are your scrabble playing friends? Doctors?
And have fun in Texas!!! I hope you have a great time with your family! Sounds like a lot of fun!

I just realized I typed waaayyy to many ands in that post!

Hahaa! It was one hell of an entry.... But at least I didn't go on a tangent about floating in outerspace... Although it was a good and entertaining tangent!
Haha! Your plan to get them to stop is way easier and I must say better than mine! Hhaa! You are lucky that your cats are just scratching on one table, my cat was all over the fricken place! LoL.
And I think that I am starting to feel a bit better today, still have a cold, but I think it is getting worn down!
Well, have fun with your family! Woo! You are so lucky! I can't wait to see my family again!!!