IF I dont go this time, you have my permission to make up lies about me and spread them around austin, as well as rights to use my dog as whatever date bait you need
Maybe if I ever find a responsible girl who's life is still a train wreck, I'll get engaged and actually follow through with it.
You ready to get married???
I'm kidding.
I see nothing wrong with the way that you think...
I wouldnt say that you are transparent though either...
I mean, you WERE engaged to this girl, right?...Shouldnt she know you pretty well???
