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Last night I saw the most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes on in my life. Literally! She was one of the cigarette promo girls down on 6th st. She was a goth girl with a very "Adams Family-Mortisha" type look. She was very pale with long straight dark hair and was wearing this way cool coat that went down to her ankles. The clincher for me was her nose. She had this sorta large hook Roman/Jewish type nose. It may seem weird, but an interesting nose like that sure turns me on. In 1988, the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen was Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice. In 1995 she was topped by a girl I saw at Barton Springs. She was waif thin, had a shaved head and wore a barely there shiny silver bikini. As she was leaving, I jumped in, swam across the pool to her and told her that I was "enamored by her sense of style" and would like to know her name. It was Una...perfect! That's all I said. I just wanted to compliment her, not hit on someone that was out of my league. I immediately jumped back in and swam back to my side and never saw her again...Perfect.

Now, in 2005, the torch has been passed again. If I ever happen to get another "real" girlfriend, you have to promise not to tell her about the cigarette girl. OK?