Wow! A red headed, curvy drunkard who likes Eternal Sunshine! Yayness! I cannot wait to see what you do next, you've got such a killer cute face and body!
Got some old fried rice here. This could build itself up to a rather unfortunate contest so maybe we should put a lid on it before anyone gets hurt by eating a landlord left over from last Christmas or something equally weird.
BTW, I exploded once and got put back together just fine, clearly indicating that Humpty Dumpty must have had other problems. Not that I wish to go on record as an advocate of gluttony or of having great falls.