I am Fire Marshal Joe!

That was you???!!!???!!

Fire Marshall Joe! I'm sure everyone's done something similar in a drunken state. You know, everyone BUT me! I've never done anything wrong like that and I'm shocked at you, frankly! I keed, I keed. It's a pretty funny story but mostly because I wasn't one of the people whose apartments were assaulted by that stuff.
Alls well that ends well right?
I gotta tell you though, when I see your username, I think of Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color. I don't know if you know that show or not. It was a long time ago and you're pretty young . but Jim Carrey had a character on there called Fire Marshall Bill and it was pretty funny. Your story is much better than "Oh I picked the name because of a character on a TV show from a hundred years ago." lol
Enjoy the rest of the week.
xoxo

i actually really like the new Static-X album. its way better than what i was expecting!