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a frog ate my watch, but its ok, cos i ate the frog and then i grew loads of watches in my stomach, and they grew out and i ate them again to grow more and then frogs started growing through my head, but that was ok cos they kept all the flies away from my face and it coincided with my trip to india which was nice, so all the extra watches i had growing i gave to the frogs, but they forgot to wake me up when i was due to get my plane home and i missed it, even though id given them all watches so i put deodorant on them to try and kill them, but this just made loads of female indian frogs come and have sex with them on my head and eventually i got bored of this once the novelty factor wore off, so i bought a horse and slowly made them grow to love it until they went to live on it, then i was finally light enough to fit on the plane to come back home, and i did, and now i miss them