filmme

*laughs out loud*

Honestly... am I to believe that with the level of hotness that the lot of you have that all of you are all as horny and unfulfilled as you seem to be?

I mean come ON! Y'all HAVE to be getting some...

People... I would visit each and every one of you personally and show you how hot you all are... if only I had a transporter beam or like a million bucks.

SO get on it. You guys are stupid hot so USE it while it lasts.

Jusso you know.



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Okay... anyways.

Let's pretend you are all action figures.

Complete this sentence:

Introducing the Super Deluxe (a)_________ Action Figure!

Complete with (b)____________ Action and Power (c) ____________!

Also get the (a)____________ Action Playset!!!

It comes with (d)___________, (e)____________ and SEVEN (f)__________s to fight the Evil Forces of (g)_____________!!!

(h) (insert power phrase here) !!!

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Todays random Elton John Song:

I'm back on dry land once again
Opportunity awaits me like a rat in the drain
We're all hunting honey with money to burn
Just a short time to show you the tricks that we've learned

If the boys all behave themselves here
Well there's pretty young ladies and beer in the rear
You won't need a gutter to sleep in tonight
Oh the prices I charge here will see you alright

So she lays down beside me again
My sweet painted lady, the one with no name
Many have used her and many still do
There's a place in the world for a woman like you

Oh sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game

Forget us we'll have gone very soon
Just forget we ever slept in your rooms
And we'll leave the smell of the sea in your beds
Where love's just a job and nothing is said


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Well... again. Meeee lubs ya! All ofs ya!