WHO says you're not strange?

you're a goddamn FREAK. like me.

you fucker! FUCKING Andy. he's actually looking pretty good compared to the freaks up here.

Ending in a mysterious bar always seems to make for a good recipe to start a good story.

I'm bored. Buy me a plane ticket and show me a good time.

Hey Fierhauk, I found a very nice girl who seems to have taken a big liking to me, butand this is the important partshes this raving Christian, going to a college all about spreading the gospel and everything (Im not sure if its seminary but it sure sounds like it). Shes cute, shes nice, shes only 19, she has a wonderful ass if I may speak so freely, but alas she believes big in JC. Maybe shes corruptible, who knows. Theres hope, shes only 19. I seem to be a growing hit with the ladies, I have other options, but Im sure you relate to my frustrations with religion and the ladies.