You want me to do this. I'm sorry to say, but I can't. In place of my own, I recommend you to 4stell4star's journal. Hers is the best.
As for yours...
#3 and 5- you know it's partly your fault I have a thing for her. And did you notice that I unconsciously copy her style somewhat? I want to look like that picture.
#6- I believe you are absolutely right.
#8- I've heard that story before. In fact I kind of expected that to be the answer.
#11- Got that for Ray for xmas. I doubt he'll read it.
#15- I bet you never shot a man.
#23- Absolutely.
#26- Excellent. My dad does that with chicken soup, to add a homemade flavor to Lipton Instant.
#27- I bite. I leave marks.
#30- I would DEFINITELY wear the strap on. Or more likely this.
I don't mind winter. I actually like winter. I just hate January. See, if I direct my hate at the month rather than the season, I have an excuse to go out and party every night in january to make up for my bad mood. Then by February I can relax a little.
Then by February I can relax a little.