tadzi:
i hate dating (and having the capacity to have feeling for other people in general) and i hate christmas...so even though we may not be on the same page, we are at least in the same chapter.

hope things improve for you, dude. youre a cool guy, and thats saying something because i fucking hate other men as a general rule.
evilflapjack:
there never was any johnny cash

goob gets here in 40 minutes!
goob:
I damn well BETTER be your favorite cousin. I mean, look at the competition. hahaha... Carissa's pretty cool, actually.