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Watching American Idol...

I like Brooke. She wasn't great but frankly, she isn't Mariah Carey. Thats a hard act to follow.
Randy is all kinds of lame in general.
Paula is mildly medicated sounding.
Simon can have sex with me all night. And I bet it would be awesome. Forever.

I just had a super tasty Veggie Po' Boy. That I made myself. I will also be consuming some light Half Baked. It's better then the regular kind.

I have cramps and the desire to fuck my brains out all at the same time.
God Bless the female reproductive system.

PS...
David Cook on American Idol!?! Yeah that FUCKER ruin the stalker song AKA Always Be My Baby. The judges ... blah. Sure it was different, but it was emo.