Damn 1970's technology. Falls apart all at the same time.
I never took plumbing, but I've got good instincts: pop your toilet a few quaaludes, play it some Barry White and give it a nice polyester fuzzy cover and it will probably be ok!
Yeah deserted urban areas are whacked. I remember seeing photos of Times Square cleared for some movie. They were creepy to look at.
Sounds like you need to take some Me time after this whole bathroom fixtures affair. I recommend video game playing and pizza!
So there I am, in Tuscon again on business and Im bored as hell there again.
Swilling beer in my room; mickey bigmouths Had just checked in about half an hour previously. So I go to my favorite watering hole on the south side and see these interesting (read sexy) gothabilly babes. About 4 of them. They see me and we are all sharing some eye-contact. I sense a little tension, maybe some anger, not sure maybe sexual. And Im thinking to myself OH, NO!!!! Here we go again
Inevitably they come to my table Im solo. The one with jet black died hair and purple highlights starts the fun. She orders up a drink from the waitress (Som Poosie, I think) like she owns the place and the waitress is really very meek in responding and snaps to so I KNOW this sexy gothabilly maybe is silent management in the place if you know what I mean. (wink wink nod nod)
Well, we end up in the parking lot, and from there, we meander to an alley. Cigarettes are burning and theyre blowing smoke on me and in my face and I know theyre thinking theyre gonna have their collective way with me. The girl with purple highlights starts to smokin, and blowin, and frenchin on and in me.
Before you know it, the one with the purple highlights is puttin her cigarette out on the face of my watch, and I say "Hey!!, Dont do that. But she persists as we continue with the tongue wrestle. Our tongue hardware really starting to cause sparks at this point.
Well, we get back to their place and YADA YADA YADA, purple says Stick it in my dirty ass!!!
And I say Darla?!?! She slaps the SHIT out of me. Shera? I think? I tell her to show me her taint. She does. I tell her to show me the brown-eye, she complies. I peg her a little while she cums. What Im saying is you gotta be a little tough with these types of girls. Theyre really kittens inside.
Well, all said and done, all I can say is that boring as Tucson can be, it can be interesting. But give me Sevillas in San Diego every night of the week I LOVE to Mambo/Salsa the hours away!!!!
And Darla, baby? If youre reading this if Im ever in Memphis again, its you and me, baybee!!!! You and Me!!
bro,
after duder is zotted, email me and describe the aftermath.
Thought the quote about the bad guy coming through was appropoe for all the hypocrytical haters flamin, hazin, and bum rushing. Hope that message is clear for the flamers AND for SG.com who stole my $48 for a one year membership. Hope you dug it (since your a tony fan too.)
least when I talk shit, it's for entertainment, not hate.
I never took plumbing, but I've got good instincts: pop your toilet a few quaaludes, play it some Barry White and give it a nice polyester fuzzy cover and it will probably be ok!
Yeah deserted urban areas are whacked. I remember seeing photos of Times Square cleared for some movie. They were creepy to look at.
Sounds like you need to take some Me time after this whole bathroom fixtures affair. I recommend video game playing and pizza!