That's hilarious.

Catholic weddings bore the snot out of me. I can't imagine being 12 and having to sit through one.

"Pantses." Haha.

I dislike margaritas, hard.

I want to be invited to the conception.

You only voted for banana fingers because you like his phallic phalanges. Perv.

So that bit about being filthy stinkin' rich after tenure is true!

Congrats.

It was a really good show. I haven't liked many that I've seen recently, but Sweeney Todd was highly entertaining!

Me? Lick your bootses?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

I'll call my slave and have him do it.

Ha ha--my little brother once confused the word testicles with the word specticles.

I love your little anecdotes. They always make me laugh. Hope you are well

I will continue to not speak to my mother for the simple fact that I am too stubborn, and I would be embarrassed to take a sort of submissive position, having to admit that I am wrong when I don't believe that I am.

I'll just wait it out.

I demand more stories! Funny stories! Stories about you and MausFrau!

So you may or may not have noticed that all the members were removed from the Librarians group by its former owner recently.

I'm the new owner of the group, and you are invited to come join the group again. Whether you think librarians are hot or you enjoy a round of Name that Dewey Decimal Number, good times are sure to be had!