I want photographic evidence of you licking yourself.

two of the home cats are weird twins and they dont' clean themselves .. they're learning, i guess.

ewe, buttsecks! Oh noooos! Butts are fer poopin!

thanks for the birthday greetings, man!!

um , no fucking for the birthday.......just getting fucked up!

Thanks for all the birthday well wishes. I'm waiting for my membership card. I've heard that once I get it, I automatically drive 10 mph under the speedlimit.

"Go ahead and off SarcasticMenace and spend the rest of month eating her uncooked flesh for all I care."

You are a horrible friend!!!



P.S. I want to see the pictures too.