cklarock is shocked and awed. But not necessarily in that order. He would also like to point out that bragging that you had the biggest dick in the gang-rape of whichever drunk they locked in with you isn't exactly what the experts call "positive attention."

He mourns for the sad moral decline of his elders.

Welcome back! Did you get the painting alright?

Well, in this case I guess it's has to be the thought that counts. Thanks!

interrobang finds that cklarock's comment encompasses everything she'd thought to say, and does it in a much snarkier and more alluring manner.

Do you speak Russian? interrobang, much to her chagrin, could only read your post via the aid of an online translator.

Referring to oneself in the third person is fun!

Glad you made it back a-okay. I hope you didn't learn about this anal thing first hand.

hah, i didn't know that.. glad it brightened your day!
mind you, in the grand scheme of things my life revolves around, its still very much in the picture!