Fuck you and your 'gonna be' awesome spring break.

Have a wonderful trip.

Sex with the dolphins?
I'm not sure whether thats hot or just disturbing..
I mean, really. They don't have lips.


Watch out for Montezuma's revenge... Cancun likes its salmonella.

I maybe be poor and pallid, but I am most certainly NOT snorkle-free. Incidentally, I've been getting a lot of funny looks lately.