Your scale is clearly of low quality and inferior make. I will gladly take some weight from you, I've been celebrating that I managed to put on 15 lbs. over the last nine months.
Ha, he is neither British nor gay. Just shy and I think maybe feeling a little out of his league. God I hate that. Nobody should ever think someone else is too good for them just because of physical appearance. If all I cared about was looks I wouldn't have any trouble meeting someone. But I think he is gonna be ok. He just needs time to feel comfortable with me. We are going out again on Saturday. I can hardly wait.
Happy Belated Birthday. Hope it was free of bothersome medical procedures.
I would offer to take on a few of your extra pounds, but I work real hard to stay at exactly this weight, weight gains cost me money and you sound like you are already too skinny to me anyway. Unless of course, you are just really, really short.