Hey.. if you ever take a bath, I'll bet those would float to the top like marshmallows in hot chocolate.. thats kinda romantic ,dontcha think? All you need is a roaring fireplace and its like.. apres-ski, or something..!
How about shouting to random canoe people while tubing "hey does anyone over there have any Midol? She really needs it, guys." How does that rate for romance?
Its funny now. It was not funny at the time. And I am no longer dating that guy.
I love nothing more than the smell of crusty mankiness from buttnuggets when I remove my lover's pants.