Gross story of the day:
I am at work and its about 1pm, day shift, not many people come in. Anyways a woman maybe 50ish? comes in asking for something to make her nipples bigger... It's cool we get questions all the time. So I'm telling her we have creams to make them hard if thats what shes going for, she starts to talk about how the clamps hurt. So instead I took her and showed her the tension adjustable nipple clamps and remembered that we have nipple pumps too which work much like a penis pump by bringing more blood to the body part. So I'm telling her about how they work and I picked out one that she might like and tell her we can open it at the front to make sure it works right and that its what she wants. So I get the box open and am testing it on my hand to double check that I'm not about to make an ass out of myself by recommending a product I have never messed around with before. She like totally unzipped her running jacket with NOTHING underneath of it! WTF lady !!! It took a few more comments to get out that no she can't actually test it and yes even if she buys it she can not use it in the store. Mucho Gross.
What I ate today:
French onion soup
PB&J (not the crust )
a pickle
some chips
bread sticks.
Am I feeling better yet?
not really, I'm still mucho tired.
-Jonathan
I am at work and its about 1pm, day shift, not many people come in. Anyways a woman maybe 50ish? comes in asking for something to make her nipples bigger... It's cool we get questions all the time. So I'm telling her we have creams to make them hard if thats what shes going for, she starts to talk about how the clamps hurt. So instead I took her and showed her the tension adjustable nipple clamps and remembered that we have nipple pumps too which work much like a penis pump by bringing more blood to the body part. So I'm telling her about how they work and I picked out one that she might like and tell her we can open it at the front to make sure it works right and that its what she wants. So I get the box open and am testing it on my hand to double check that I'm not about to make an ass out of myself by recommending a product I have never messed around with before. She like totally unzipped her running jacket with NOTHING underneath of it! WTF lady !!! It took a few more comments to get out that no she can't actually test it and yes even if she buys it she can not use it in the store. Mucho Gross.
What I ate today:
French onion soup
PB&J (not the crust )
a pickle
some chips
bread sticks.
Am I feeling better yet?
not really, I'm still mucho tired.
-Jonathan
Your idea is even better than my idea of a maple syrup dispenser. Don't think I'll make it, though I might work it into a story.