well first of all i hate to say it but you just might be gettin the wrong type of dude. but if vocal hints don't work than try "head control"
a. if he's doing well, grab hold of his hair/ears and pull him down right where he is so he can't deviate the spot. reiterate with YES RIGHT THERE
b. if he's missing the spot all together, then grab hold of his head and lead it to where he need to be. follow step a
c. if he's doing something awful/painful/still going strong after you've come and it kinda hurts then push his head away. then follow step b and hopefully step a

1. yay! last night my girlfriend and her brother and myself and 7 lesbians had a vodka/beer/Wii/guitar hero/trying to make a drinking game out of roger rabbit party.

i love snow. i love playing in the snow and i love being inside when it snows and i even miss having a car so i can drive in the snow.

2. no. i wouldn't mind if it was a generally colder place, but i need change.

3. two people who are pleasuring each other at the same time and get off.

4. i didn't know that show was still on. i loved the animal suit skits. like the one where the cat was whipping the bulldog's ass in a dom suit

5. not all it's cracked up to be. ha. worst pun. nah seriously, didn't really do it for me. guess i'm lucky. and i haven't lost any friends to crack either. i know more former crackheads in recovery than former heroine addicts that are alive and functioning

1. How do you react to major snow storms?
just deal and grab a shovel

2. Would you live somewhere that doesn't have seasonal changes? (If you already do, does it ever bother you?)
hell yes I would. could be since we're planning a move to Fabulous Las Vegas

3. Define "sex", according to you. ANal, oral, vaginal, not putting it all the way in, gay, straight, vanilla, whatever. What qualifies as sex to you?
a quick hump

4. I just heard the Nokia ringer.: HELLO!!! What?!?!!? NO! I'M ON THE TRAIN! WHAT??! NO!! I'M ON THE TRAIN! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Hold ON! Ever watch Trigger Happy TV?
no

5. Crack. What are your thoughts?
I'd rather buy lsd or weed

Locked in Death's Embrace. I saw that picture on CNN earlier today... crazy!
Reading your blog makes me feel lazy.

1. I love snow storms I just hate the cold.
2. I've always wanted to move back to SoCal... nice weather year round.
3. Two or more people fulfilling each others physical and emotional needs. weither thats orally, vaginally, anally.... what ever floats your boat you know.
4. I've caught that show a couple of times. It had it's funny moments.
5. Crack is whack!

1. How do you react to major snow storms? I've never been in a major snow storm
2. Would you live somewhere that doesn't have seasonal changes? (If you already do, does it ever bother you?)
one of the many reasons I prefer Seattle over LA is that there are seasons! yay!
3. Define "sex", according to you. ANal, oral, vaginal, not putting it all the way in, gay, straight, vanilla, whatever. What qualifies as sex to you? I don't know, I can't be bothered to answer this one
4. I just heard the Nokia ringer.: HELLO!!! What?!?!!? NO! I'M ON THE TRAIN! WHAT??! NO!! I'M ON THE TRAIN! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Hold ON! Ever watch Trigger Happy TV? nope
5. Crack. What are your thoughts? just say no

I agree with El Roacho, your blog makes me feel lazy!

Omg, that carrot cake rice cream is to die for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They just showed that photo on the news and said something like

"They're hugging cos it's so cold - just like it is today!!!"

Haw Haw!

That is one of the most powerful things I've ever seen.

I'll come back and do the questions after I stop weeping gently....

Viva pinata? I haven't heard of it. I'll have to check it out.

Don't you love the picture of the 5000 year old skeletons? The way they're there I can see them being people as opposed to bones. Simply lovely.

1. How do you react to major snow storms?
Depends on where I am. I grew up in Chicago. Part of me saw it as a chance to make some money shoveling. Other parts, mainly my extremities, would yell at me for shoveling. I love huge drifts of untarnished snow.
2. Would you live somewhere that doesn't have seasonal changes? (If you already do, does it ever bother you?)
I am having trouble living in Florida. It has gotten colder here, but it was something like 60 on Christmas! It's very comfortable (70 degrees today ha ha) but the leaves didn't change color in fall It was fantastic to go home a few weeks ago and get a light snowfall.
3. Define "sex", according to you. ANal, oral, vaginal, not putting it all the way in, gay, straight, vanilla, whatever. What qualifies as sex to you?
4. I just heard the Nokia ringer.: HELLO!!! What?!?!!? NO! I'M ON THE TRAIN! WHAT??! NO!! I'M ON THE TRAIN! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Hold ON! Ever watch Trigger Happy TV?
Never heard of trigger happy TV.
5. Crack. What are your thoughts?
Pretty bad in all of its incarnations. Drug, bad. Plumber's, bad. In the wall, bad.

Holy crap. Synchronicity moment regarding Trigger Happy. I was thinking about that, like, yesterday maybe? I was picturing the guy on the train with the stupid-large cell phone screaming shit. I couldn't remember the name of the show, and here you are supplying it.

When I went to school, I didn't work. And then when I finally got a job during a later semester in my college career, I dropped out of school and moved to another state. I figured if I could do one, I couldn't do the other. I admire your efforts to pull off both. Good luck....

thanks hon. i actually brought a helmet in to work today...

1. How do you react to major snow storms? I LOVE THEM!!! being the New Englander that I am, I cant get enough.
2. Would you live somewhere that doesn't have seasonal changes? (If you already do, does it ever bother you?) probably, but it would be hard. i still miss fall-REAL fall- living out here.
3. Define "sex", according to you. ANal, oral, vaginal, not putting it all the way in, gay, straight, vanilla, whatever. What qualifies as sex to you? By "not putting it all the way in" do you mean like playing 'just the tip. just for a second. just to see how it feels?' outside of that, its all sex to me.
4. I just heard the Nokia ringer.: HELLO!!! What?!?!!? NO! I'M ON THE TRAIN! WHAT??! NO!! I'M ON THE TRAIN! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Hold ON! Ever watch Trigger Happy TV? Once or twice.
5. Crack. What are your thoughts? i think of the drug. and i think its whack.

Sounds like you've had one of those days (or maybe one of those weeks)!!

I hope things work out with your classes and with your boyfriend.

Also, thanks for the condolences.

decenter reality; I like that one, keep it up.

"You don't have to go home but you can't stay here!!!!"
I used to be a bouncer ( ) at a bar/club and had to yell that kinda shit all the time.

No, you didn't mention that - maybe you should!

It may be true of everyone, but the important thing is how often do you think it and how vociferously?

1. How do you react to major snow storms? I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Would you live somewhere that doesn't have seasonal changes? (If you already do, does it ever bother you?) Um, I would live in like Miami or Key west or something like that for a while. And probably never leave.

3. Define "sex", according to you. ANal, oral, vaginal, not putting it all the way in, gay, straight, vanilla, whatever. What qualifies as sex to you? Sex is when there is a definite likelihood that what you're doing will lead to someone cumming.

4. I just heard the Nokia ringer.: HELLO!!! What?!?!!? NO! I'M ON THE TRAIN! WHAT??! NO!! I'M ON THE TRAIN! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Hold ON! Ever watch Trigger Happy TV?

Do I get any of the above #4 question? No.

5. Crack. What are your thoughts? Uhhh. I'd stay away from that or anyone who may be associated in any way with it. People still do that?

Oh yeah yeah - tell me about viva pinata - how do you play?