If you'd like, the next time you go running in the rain, in da ghetto, I can shoot close to you, thus making you feel like you've eluded death. I think that's probably a pretty good feelin. Or I could just bring you cake and booze.
Saturdays just aren't Saturdays without you. This whole week has sucked a chode because I've barely seen you. I'm watching a manta ray special on NOVA or something...they keep talking about plankton soup. I havent had a cigarette in 2 days, but plankton soup sure sounds fucking good.
This is odd, but I responded to a craigslist add (the scandalous one where you ask for hot sex and describe yourself as having a lushious bottom!). You wrote back a few days ago and then tonight, I was looking around this site for any people who live near me and I came across SpillledMilk's profile (please see above). She has your name listed in one of the sections so I looked at her friend's list and BAM, there you are. Odd. Good times. I hope your weekend gets better
You did, some crazy madness about your phone charger I think. I work in NW DC so I'm out and about in that area most of the time. What's wrong with Oakton <shakes fist in anger>?
Saturdays just aren't Saturdays without you. This whole week has sucked a chode because I've barely seen you. I'm watching a manta ray special on NOVA or something...they keep talking about plankton soup. I havent had a cigarette in 2 days, but plankton soup sure sounds fucking good.