Dude, I should fuck a hot chick in Italy. Or in Glenside... I'm not picky.

There's actually a party at Teejay, Joe, & Josh's place on Saturday and I have some easy female bootay I could go for, if I chose to. I'm not sure I want to though. She's a nice girl, but I'm not really interested in a relationship or anything. I'm not sure what she's after. I don't want any kind of commitment, implied or actual.

I've got ideas for your birthday... waiting for the financial aid check to arrive. I'll probably buy through Amazon and ship it to you that way. Hell of a lot easier than shipping it myself.

YAY!
Financial aid is wonderful... too bad I don't qualify

I strongly support your decision to not work during classes. Work is for suckers anyway. What you gotta do is injure yourself someway and claim disability... watch those fat government checks just roll in and wade around in the wonderful gravy they provide.

I've stopped listening to the news on Augustine. It's just a bunch of crap. I was dissapointed really, I was expecting a whole explosion and fire to come raining down on moose and squirrels and such... damn volcano.
Get my hopes up will ya!
*shakes fist at volcano*

well, happy birfday!
and I hope your classes aren't too crazy!

volcanos, earthquakes, 12 inches of snow in 12 hours, dark all winter, light all summer... why would you want to go to hawaii?

palm trees, sun, sand, and like the guy in that one movie said,"sand, i don't see what the big deal is. it's really just tiny rocks."

so, are you ever going to ask me out to sushi?
you turn 25, soon. you better do it quick before you die. have a happy birthday!!

Well at least when its done you can get some neat chunks of magma. I cant imagine it will take to long for the magma chunks to cool down up there.

Man i just like saying Magma.

Magma.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!!

happy b-day 2 u... happy b day 2 u...

Try to have fun, get liquored up and have a great time!