evilflapjack

I neeeeeeeed my camera to stop sucking. Nay, I need a new camera. A D2x specifically. So if anyone has 4K to donate to my cause, by all means let me know.

Santa was at work today and he had the worst fucking b.o. My store manager agreed to let him sit there for kids--I bet he wasn't standing withing a few feet of him when this conversation took place. I think Santa is just one of those alcoholic AK biker dudes. He had a handful of letters from little kids. It was quite amusing watching him reading them outside as he sucked on his Marlboro.

Also, I was a very very naughty girl last night.