Sunday Jun 05, 2005

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I now know what I shall do with my life. I will hang out outside the Antiques Roadshow. And every time someone comes out with an ear-to-ear grin, I'll smack them upside the head and take their valuable wares, and hel-looooo eBay! Failsafe!
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longblackbangs:
You would think after recent events I wouldn't supporting a life of crime...

...but I must say, GENIOUS!
gemini17:
sheer genius. Ive had similar thoughts, mostly just cause I watch too much Antiques Roadshow. But really, ten grand for a fuckin milk pitcher from 18th century england. . . why wouldnt I steal it?

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