why thank you!

Wet, vodka, olives.

I like the sweet stuff but if I drink it, I get a guaranteed hangover.

Hey not bad not bad, I usually drink decaf and I can have over 3000 cups without having to worry.

shitty...i guess you have drinking to look forward to...

dispatch him for me please. rid the world of another humorless asshole.

nah, opposite direction. slayer, death, satan. that whole bit. i guess if the occasional emo girl mistakes me for a bright eyes fan, i won't complain.