I understand that masturbation is an accepted way to shorten any given week....

ive heard the same.
also, drinking a lot might help.
or perhaps growing a bonsai tree?

i know how you feel. i just want it to be monday so i can move the eff out of where i am staying.

the week is over...you made it!!

lol "nipple specialist" ... nope none are of me.

pssst. i totally found hot yoga. i love vancouver again. hehe.

Try adderol - I hear it's the adult dose.
I could use some serious anti-lazy pills myself!

Why yes, yes I am =)