I've got a COPS marathon on the tube, rum and coke in my glass and a cat on each side of me and we're all naked!!

Please, refrain from the jealousy.

I wear my pajama pants and I lay in a small pile of cats while I watch show after show on my DVR. What's wrong with this picture? Not a damn thing!

Ugh. Food poisoning. Ever had it? I don't recommend it. In lieu of cards and flowers, please send gals in nurse outfits (with those big thigh highs). Actually nursing ability completely not important. Actually the nurse outfit isn't either.

Equality Opportunity Employer.

What's up, SGland??? I haven't been on in 2-3 years.. in fact, the last time I was here I had no ink and now I have almost 28 hours worth. Better late than never, right? I'm getting more done tomorrow, even. Whoop Whoop!!

I look forward to talking to some new peeps, perhaps catching up with anyone who may remember me, and...
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erocktography:
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It's fucking cold!! Colder than a witch titty, as my friend Jeff used to say. I'm not sure if he ever touched a witch titty, but that would explain the wart on his finger.

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I was so good at navigating the old site.. on this one I just keep finding naked pictures of me! Oh.. I'm in my "special folder" again. Oops!

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I don't rake until the last leaf falls. This will be approximately in March as that ONE leaf always hangs on until Spring. Sorry, neighbors.

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I said Candy Corn. Didn't I? Shit. I really wanted candy corn. I'll watch this anyway.

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If twerking was really on your mind, you would get a concussion.