yes please. now strip naked and get on the probulator.

you don't wear hats.

your head is too big to fit into any normal sized, and perhaps even custom-made, hats.

(hee.)

p.s. I rarely ever stink after my cushy job sitting in front of a computer all day. I should really have a cubicle.

hey have fun frisbee-ing it up in wisCANsin this weekend, nerd.

I just read your previous journals to see what I missed, and I must say I'm a little jealous. but only a little, because I know how much you revel in my jealousy.

I want to eat your hair.

fogd be a pofadat, te!

no I would never say something that was so true.

I simply told you to shut it.

kanye west. I'm over it.

how was wisconsin?

I'll listen to some kanye west samples. he's pretty good at ripping off old school sounds.

did you stub a toe in wisconsin?

yeah I don't live in a big vacant state like you do. my area is heavily populated. you should have looked for providence. that's on the atlas for sure.

I helped a friend movie, I watched the skeleton key, went to a birthday bbq, and met a really nice gay guy.

were you doing a victory dance or were you molesting some beer-guzzling, cheese-eating hottie at a club?

edit: ummm english.

[Edited on Aug 29, 2005 12:59PM]

'developing' pictures? that's so prehistoric. can't you just connect camera to computer?

(I'll wait for the pictures/stories.)

the skeleton key sucked.

we almost saw the 40 year old virgin on saturday night but we were all too tired from the move. old ladies and all...

so you have to like develop pictures and then scan them?

that will take you for.ever.

if you had been nice to me, you would have a beautiful digi cam, especially since I got myself a new one now.

I thought her and chris robinson were on the outs?

anyway, I'm boycotting all her movies.

meanwhile, jennifer lopez hasn't made a bad movie yet.

well get on these pictures then.

and wasn't jlo's ex-husband trying to kill her? I don't remember. in any case, that was good too, because jlo can't fail! ever.

p.s. re: my digi cam. too bad for you dickface; you blew it.

boom I got your boyfriend is a song by mc luscious.

I had an off night.

I'm pretty sure you're wrong about that storyline.

and that's all I have to say to you right now. but only because I'm going going gone...

bye cheapskate!

I'm telling you dude. Pirate hats. They're the next big thing.

I would love one. What would you like in exchange? I mentioned that I don't have any invites, but I can send you some cookies and/or mix CDs.

aye papi?

what the fuck, I'm not a dude.

forget stella, mami.

(did you get your pictures?)

you're being cold-hearted.

I'll check back for an update later.

crumpet?