should I call you Old Ben?

I feel drunk and stupid right now. all because of you. I need to go recover, by way of 'work.'

I'll call you later, honkey.

shiloh!

you'd ignore my call?

if you do, change your name to 'mudflap.'

my number is not unfamiliar. jesus.

bye, mudflap.

my mom likes the killers and coldplay.

she, like, wants me to make her a CD.

whats up bitch

you and my mom should date.

*snicker*

don't forget to email those pictures, shaggy.

also don't be too hard on yourself today. you are not a complete dirtbag, after all.

your email broke my inbox.

(no really. it didn't.)

my inbox is just fine and alive and unbroken.

Yeah, dude; I'm a big martial arts nerd. The cop class will be awareness training and how to not put yourself into a victim position. If it involves fighting, it's going to be subduals, grabs and holds.

What are you thinking about taking?

Yeah, it's called "taking an ass-whooping."

Most reality-based systems will teach you enough to move around and avoid shots. I once evaded three aggressive would-be attackers in a parking lot using basic boxing footwork and duck and weave. Unless you box, you aren't going to hit a boxer who doesn't want to be hit, so I would say boxing.

In fact, boxing, kickboxing or something like Jiu Jitsu might be perfect for you.

If you want to dismantle a human being, consider Kali, Escrima or Arnis (if you can find it).

But the real thing to do is look at what you actually have avaliable in your area, and choose from that list based on what seems the most fun. Because fun is the thing that keeps you coming back.

when did you do crunches?

yesterday at the Y?

I thought you were going to work on your calves.

YES I LOVED THE NAKED PICTURES YOU SENT ME!

nice tan.

seriously, you look cute.

I was looking for songs for my mom. she likes green day, blink and yellowcard too. it's kind of cute.

I just watched Jurrassic Park.

Jigga, please. Jurrassic Park is THE dinosaur movie. They had a fucking genetic alteration RIDE.

Did you get teh vorld vibe vebs at your crib yet?

I know how you roll, G.

come back.

what I meant was, come back and say goodbye.

okey dokey, honkey tonkey.

Regulators!

YES! I played Mortal Kombat 3 on Genesis last night.