You deserve big cans to fill that puffy vest for correctly saying "intents and purposes" instead of "intensive purposes." Kudos, etc.
Are you working Friday? If not you should come to my birthday party, because I am 10 years old like that. They'll even be an ice cream cake. And possibly a flying squirrel. And you should make Katie come because she never answers her comments from me.
Seriously. I've been 45 minutes from New York all summer and have managed not to see either of you once and it's really ridiculous and makes me non happy.
fuck massachusetts (the cape seriously? what are you smoking, rocks?) and sleep in BEAUTIFUL BAY RIDGE. i love shameless mooching, but you know my policy on that.
i'm a bit of a fuck up
good luck in the school man