endedben

Glory be, the funk's on me
KEEP THAT FUNK ALIVE

I made a startling discovering that I haven't slept with anyone I hadn't met on the internet. What your mom was doing on the internet is anyone's guest.


"The Cosby and The Effect"

-b. guerriero

Somewhere out West
in midst pine and camp fire
be a lady, the best
to say not? T'would make me a liar

Sage wisdom aside
I chat late into the night
As a matter of pride
I say ''Yo ass is tight"

I was damned by this girl
this woman of chest
"let me in your world!"
"Let me impress!"

For she was in the North
this sassy young thingy
so i started putting forth
With my best friend Chingy

When we got to her house
We saw something shocking
She was making out
With Professior Stephan Hawking


I Have Figured Out What's Wrong With The World

Life was so much better when Lord of The Ring movies were coming out. I oft tremple at the possibility of a Frodo-less future. Now I live it, each day worse than the last. A hobbit movie may lift our spirits, but it will only remind us our steep slide.

International relations with the rest of the world will disolve in the wake of the release of the Tom Cruise/Steven Spielberg space epic 'War of the Worlds'. It will escalate to severe food and gas shortages and increased unrest in the people as the Will Smith comedy ''Hitch" release nears. Once the final Star Wars movie arrives, civilization breaks down completely, an amoral rampage fueled by fear and madness.

The survivors live to battle a new threat...the War against the Machines.






"I'm the highest cat ever. Let's get a pizza. Dude...Pizza!"