Frankly, Joe, you're beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.

Well, New York is such a boring town...

stay out of prison, go to a Yankee or Met game

btw, what was the word that knocked you out of the bee?

Masturbate.

I'd say go to bars, but that's because I am a stupid fucking lush...

hey. it's christmas in your profile picture.

zee goggles they do nothing!