You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
For example...
Ziploc Bags = Male. They hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers = Female. Once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.
Tire = Male. It goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
Hot Air Balloon = Male. To get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
Sponges = Female. They're soft, squeezable and retain water.
Web Page = Female. It's always getting hit on.
Subway = Male. It uses the same old lines to pick people up.
Hourglass = Female. Over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammer = Male. It hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Remote Control = Female. (Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this) It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
For example...
Ziploc Bags = Male. They hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers = Female. Once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.
Tire = Male. It goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
Hot Air Balloon = Male. To get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
Sponges = Female. They're soft, squeezable and retain water.
Web Page = Female. It's always getting hit on.
Subway = Male. It uses the same old lines to pick people up.
Hourglass = Female. Over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammer = Male. It hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Remote Control = Female. (Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this) It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.