empress_chandler:
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.

For example...

Ziploc Bags = Male. They hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers = Female. Once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.

Tire = Male. It goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

Hot Air Balloon = Male. To get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges = Female. They're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web Page = Female. It's always getting hit on.

Subway = Male. It uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass = Female. Over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer = Male. It hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control = Female. (Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this) It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
midnight08:
lol, thats the funiest thing ive heard in a while, u need to add this as a thread to see what other people come up with lol
rybo:
hi
twistedblack:
LOL tis a very funny thing u have writen there.

Well thanks for the info on the moon for friday.
twistedblack:
Now tell me where it says i'm doing what she says.
twistedblack:
Besides i spent too much money on my black clothes. OH BLACK HOW I LOVE THEE
empress_chandler:
Amen.
twistedblack:
besides don't u feel powerless without ur black clothes
london:
wanna go to the blyues festival with my mom and i? shes super cool. we can dish about men.