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Monday May 05, 2003

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Ok....Today I have a story for you guys,and gals....A story from a book called......**Creepy Susie..and 13 other tragic tales for troubled children** by Angus Oblong....


....Waldo & Bean......

There once was a boy from Nantucket.....His name was Waldo.

Waldo's best friend was his dog Bean.......Bean had no legs,and no tail...He looked just like a big bean with a dog head.......

While out on a walk one day,Bean made a poo that looked just like himself......
"We'll be famous!!" squealed Waldo.

Waldo rushed the poo home to show his mother.

She was drunk.

She hit Waldo with a big frozen meat....
She shoved Bean into a drawer......She destroyed the poo......

Then she threw up....
puke

The end.......


Oh man...I love that book......Do any of you guys have it??
VIEW 21 of 21 COMMENTS
zombiehead2:
don't have it...i knew of it, if that counts.
May 7, 2003
joscelyne:
that is the best story ever just because you told it!
May 8, 2003

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