My mom signed me up for soccer lessons when I was six. To this day, she insists that I asked her to do it. I hated soccer with a passion. I didn't even do anything while I was out there, and she ended up pulling me out after about a month.

So I'm savvy, huh? Thanks. What do you mean?

P.S. Sweet Jeebus you're cute! And you like Paul Frank, huh? I'm not such a big fan of the monkey stuff, but I do have his "Man's Erected Monuments" shirt, which I like very much.

[Edited on May 11, 2003]

garrison keillor is a god

I liked baseball until I got to be about 14 and all the boys hit puberty and started the throwing the ball 14,000,000 miles per hour.

Also, I can't get over how f---ing cute you are in that picture!

WHOA!!! yer right...i totally hated little league when i was a kid....i was always the fat kid who struck out all the time couldn't run fast enough.....i swear, the things that were "good for us" when we were kids eh?......wicked, evil parents!!!

Yeah, all the girlies love me for my big... uh... IQ. Yeah, that's it.

I'm such a dork.