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i just started a very expensive Pay Per Click advertising online today and its working so far with about 30 sign ups already to my website...

I'm pretty jacked up because our stocks are really going to move now.

Here is some Poems I wrote too That I found.

shaving her legs
while I masturbate thinkin bout
planting seeds in Jesus Christs Eggs
I get paid to spray
the load from my chode on a fancy lawn gnome
a written theses of an anal exam using the blind mices
swimming in human feces
how do you eat your reces pieces?

******

blessed be in the name of the father
conceptually see me pee on the fallen
big ballers
glamor bitches needing an overhauling
i sell different shaped and assorted colored coffins
bitch suck to much dick git a bitch a throat lozenge
on the back porch shootin possums
redneck mic check
Dwight bets on your head
bleeding in your bed
sheets soaked with a bright red
see me eating your dissected pieces
my glock is still pointed at your head
and my cock it still boinkin ya dead body on the bed
removed ya mans sternum
sex change with bullets from a him to a her do it
balls in a jar im the coolest
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welcome to the nothing
composed of the the something
of two people humping n drummin n strummin
im hummin
omg bitch im cummin
open your mouth
then spit it back out
save it for later
freeze it you eatin my semen n savor
the feeling
of digesting my millions
of potential demons
i will not pay sir
she looked good while I ate her
beat her and play her
ima gonna stay here
im in the pit of my cock
drive and cant stop
until my load drops
like a cannon and pops
let it fly like some BIRDS in a flock
until it lands ina bitches mouth super charged witha shock
im ready to fawk
with turbo charges attached to my nawts
love when that pussy is covered with cuts
no jimmy glove not even a sock

lemme get that throat hoping
when you cum im choking
feels as holy as the pope at the end of my rope
lookin like hes floating
soaking
in his own blood
with my dick pokin beneath my coat lemme show ya
the dead hooker in the trunk of ya mommas coralla
no kid
i just borrowed its not stolen
take you for a ride wearing a dress in a stroller
I got your daughter off the pole word
then onto my pole sir
Ha
Holla
popped her pussy out for fifty dollas
then kicked her out without paying like
Jack Nicholson saying Get the FUck out Bitch HOLLA
*****
Love is like a flower....
Flowers are like rocks...
rocks are like signatures....
signatures are like mashed potatoes..
mashed potatoes are like a new pair of shoes.....
a new pair of shoes is like the first time a young man fingers a chick...
fingering a chick is like starbucks coffee...
starbucks is like the beach...
all in all love is a good thing...
i love you baby...

*****
These are a few