@ameline haha, that's fantastic! The most ironic thing about the original song is that it's a song about irony in which none of the examples are ironic. Or... is that why the song's called Ironic?
Yes, I learned that years ago about alanis's song. Still a nice though. For me at least. Good advice, I love the one on criticism and counting. I must live by those. I'd be less of a asshole.
All Those advices sound pretty good for me! I like the #2 that I should follow more often cause it's true that I don't care a lot about the way I dress some days! And also cause it made me laugh! :)