So, there was this person on OKCupid whose "about me" section was a list of alliterated traits all starting with an "a", and a lament that they couldn't find a synonym for "sarcastic" that started with an "a". So I messaged them and said "How about acerbic?" They never replied or changed that bit in their profile.
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nebula:
Acceptable
chef:
I would have been like YES! I need this fella in my life.