I bought a pack of black hair bands today and managed a passable high pony tail (I think), but one or two strands were not quite long enough and escaped. So here's the crucial question: will my genitals immediately fall off if a use hair pins to tame those, and if so, will this have any serious medical consequences?
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adelina:
Easy question. Your C+B brings light, love and happiness to the world. <3
elizathetroll:
@adelina Dangit, I had no idea. You say the sweetest things. // As regarding the luscious locks (even though I fear they are much less luscious than how I remember them from my youth, what with my hair being a lot thinner now and mostly gray), should I ever master the dark and mysterious art of the selfie, I'll make sure to put up a more contemporary profile pic which shows them off.