elisabethstar

The other night I'm making myself really sexy, time to for some nooky! I love role playing & I love getting all dressed up to have some great sex...garter, stockings, corset & all that good stuff. There is something about putting on all of those intimate pieces that really gets my juices flowing. Yum!! I looked really delicious, like a sundae with a cherry on top, ready to eat (*insert yummy face here*) but I am so super glad my man didn't see how I managed to get all sexy...he would have laughed so hard, sex would have been impossible. I was jumping around, attempting to pull things up, arms almost becoming disjointed... I REALLY, REALLY needed a lady-in-waiting or something. What happened to those days? Is there a number I can call to have someone help me with these difficult garments? If not, there should be. Maybe I just need to go back in time, somehow...anyone have a time machine I can borrow??