There is nothing odd or strange about you. Some people are just either homophobic or intolerant of others. You're a wonderful person just the way you are.
It's because your dog IS always the cutest one. They have a way of growing more cute the more you like them, just like people, I guess. Anyway, the pictures of her are in my photo album. Her coat came with makeup, she has "mascara" on at all times, if you will. Hahaha.